Yaks are so wonderful, Yaks are so nice,
Yaks are even better than a nuclear device,
A yak you can count on, he won't let you down,
if you have a Yak you are the luckiest man in town.

GO GET A YAK!

One day out walking, I came across a Yak,
he looked so big and strong I thought he might attack.
So I creeped up behind him and shouted
YAKS FOR TEA!
He turned round and said 'no thanks,
I must be home by half-past three'.

GO GET A YAK!

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[not a clue where this one came from!]

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